The Gaymandments

 
  1. Safe words matter. 
  2. Bi and bye sound the same.
  3. PNP means Peace N00bs peace.
  4. Thou shall not use fake photos on Grindr. 
  5. There shall be no strictly tops or bottoms in relationships.
  6. Kissing and telling is the root to all over-played Adele songs. 
  7. Thank your partner for morning head, especially if you were asleep when it started. 
  8. G’s should never get in fights with L’s or T’s, they will lose. 
  9. If you want boobs, get them. 
  10. Vote. 

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