- Safe words matter.
- Bi and bye sound the same.
- PNP means Peace N00bs peace.
- Thou shall not use fake photos on Grindr.
- There shall be no strictly tops or bottoms in relationships.
- Kissing and telling is the root to all over-played Adele songs.
- Thank your partner for morning head, especially if you were asleep when it started.
- G’s should never get in fights with L’s or T’s, they will lose.
- If you want boobs, get them.
- Vote.